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  • eargasm

    The moment of climax,when you hear something very pleasing to the ears
  • dubstep

    A high form of music with abundant amounts of sub bass. not to be confused with brostep, which is an abomination.
  • Jazz

    1) music

    2) cum
  • Mtv

    Destroys music and brainwashes little kids and turns them into perverts and basketcases and makes them grow up to be miserable,selfish,vain,shallow adults (if you can call that "growing up")
  • indie

    The bad-ass-est archeologist ever! he found the holy grail, the ark of the covenant, and one of the lost shankara stones. his dad is a bearded goat with bad enunciation, but for some reason women like him. i guess they think he is cute like one of those troll dolls, not the ones with the jewel in the belly but the ones that people put on their lawns. some people call them lawn gnomes, but we know better. indie has a whip and a gun, but sometimes he loses the gun so he has to run away. he has no scruples about bringing a gun to a sword fight. his best friend is this guy who lives in egypt and i think his name is marsala. he had a monkey for a while, and a pet asian kid named short n' round, but i will not tell you what he did with him. basically he ran around the world fighting the nazis and the pagans and stealing national treasures and heirlooms and stuff. some king threatened to cut off his "misunderstandings" because he thought he was a grave robber or something. but i say, once something is in the ground it is fair game. except corpses. indie has about the same rules, though once he stole this asian guy's ancestor's remains. then the guy poisoned him, so indie stole his woman. i think her name was charlie or something. indie's full name is "junior indianna jones," but his good friends call him susan.

    they named a genre of music after him, apparently, but i dont know anything about that.
  • ska

    An awesome type of music. sometimes with trumpets, trombones, and/or saxophones! upbeat, and get to skank to! oh and reggae came from it,not the other way around
  • Classic Rock

    Classic rock is undoubtedly one of the greatest genres of music this planet has ever seen. classic rock includes:
    cream, ac/dc, led zeppelin, the beatles, jimi hendrix, kiss, new york dolls, aerosmith, queen, sammy hagar, montrose and ted nugent. it does not- i repeat- does not include mötley crüe, guns n' roses or metallica as some of these ass holes seem to think.
  • death metal

    A less looked at form of music, mostly used by people who do not like the way music is supposidly used on stations like the so-called "mtv", which used to stand for music television, but, it really should change to "rtv", reality/rap television.
    whenever "rap" is not on it is a reality show, and vice-versa.

    most people who do not like death metal, refer to the ones that do as "goths", when goths listen to much different things, specificly goth metal.

    most people who say these things are most likly 1 of a fewe things, niggers as in ignorant, emos, or even those who just go along with the said others.

    death metal was never really "started", rock just slowly evolved into what is called "metal", and eventually became other things, mostly another word with metal at the end (death metal), adn is much different than the last, if you acctually take the time to give an acctual reason why they are different or the same, you must acctually study them, insted of spewing a bunch of crap, thinking that whatever you say is right, when what you consider to be "death metal" are bands like limp bizkit (metal/rap) or slipknot (mallcore).

    death metal bands are really never shown on t.v., unless of course a child happened to listen to a death metal song once, either 5 years ago or minutes before they killed someone or something worse, which is supposidly linked to "subliminal messages" in the lyrics, or background, when these songs must now go through extensive checks by experts to see if anything is being played.

    most of these accuzations are link to video games as well.

    most death metal bands are probably not even names, rather, they are small sentances or a word or two that are acctually real, unlike names like "50 cent" which is suppose to be said as "fidy" cent, which is acctually a country way to say it, and not hip-hop/rap/slang way at all.

    death metal t-shirts are normally looked at as "inapropriate", and as they are saying this, someone could talk to them wearing a shirt, by a singer/rapper, who has sung about or is on the shirt, talking about drugs, women, whores, pimps, gangs, or all of the above.

    death metal is mostly misunderstood by everyone, because of the fact that it is not really "singing" about anything that is "realistic", like a black man getting anything he wants by talking to women or "ho's" that will talk to him and do anything to "fuck" him. because, what's more realistic? a fantasy world drempt up by the slacking common man, or violent activities in history or the news?

    death metal can also be classified as "satanic", where people who listen to it are "satanistic", or satan worshippers. and in reality, neither god nor satan seem to try to influance us in anyway that they would, or rather, should, according to bibles and other writtings.

    if satan did influance musical activites, do you think he would use the least heard and most misunderstood and supposidly link to his activities? or use the most common and most listened to, most bought, and most brainwashing without acctually using subliminal messages? what would make satan more happy? 30-30+ followers of the music in a large residence, or hundreds of thousands upon millions in just one country?

    so after looking at all of this, is "death metal" really all that bad? or is it the other forms of music that say it is bad in order to listen to the more "mainstream" music, which already makes hundreds of millions/billions more in revinue without trying to switch death metal followers to thier own music?

    it's pretty damn clear.
  • techno

    Misunderstood and constantly assaulted and debated. techno is sound, rock is sound, house is sound, every single genre of music and music in general is noise bent to rhythym. contrary to popular belief techno takes effort to make. techno compensates for its lack of lyrics with more melodius content. i'm not saying it is neccesarily true since there is a lot of bad techno and good techno. people need to start noticing that the machine did not make the music, the artist did. a lot of artists sample noise they have made ir they have fiddled with the equiptment to re-sample the sound. takes as much effort as to find the tune on the piano, or the guitar or the brass/wind/reed instrument (unfortunately enough the last instrument(s) aren't exactly popular anymore). its a genre of music that is a lot of the time difficult because it experimental. it needs to be, for it is an evolving genre of music akin to all other genres
  • Country Music

    Terrible, terrible music made for southern rednecks and other idiots. this is probably the worst form of music on the planet, ranking up there with raggae and southern rock. my mom loves it for some reason, i dont know how she does though.
    anyways, lots of country music is the same as southern rock: they all discuss loyalty to the south, driving ugly-ass pickup trucks, picking up redneck girls, romance between a redneck girl, some southern woman leaving her man, and other crap dealing with tractors and occasionaly, america, which they are making look bad.