#school

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  • education

    Numerous government policies that take away a people's childhood in exchange for useless information being shoved down your throats and then you being forced to regurgitate it back up for no apparent reason other than it is apparently 'needed'.
    90% of the useless crap you 'learn' in school, you won't use anyway, so just ignore it. of course, don't completely dismiss it since employers might want it, though, focus on the thing at school that interests you the most. if you love drama and acting, then spend your time on that and only slightly focus on everything else.
  • middle school

    A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. the only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. you're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. all the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into dds when they're only an a cup and everybody hates each other. if you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. if you're in private everybody wears hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on mtv and only pretending to like it. everybody fakes starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.
  • SHHS

    The krunkest school in funktown
  • Private School

    A private school is a school which you have to pay fees or have a scholarship or bursary to get into. most seem to assume that everyone who goes to a private school is rich, white, sheltered and preppy. this is incorrect; i speak as a private school girl of four years who came from three state schools before when i say that only about 1% of my school matches this description.
    only about ten percent of people at the average private school in london are white.
    only a few people are excessively rich as well. for example some families work like hell so their child can go to a private school on a bursary or scholarship, which is even after fees are cut. this is mostly not because of a prejudice against state schooling, but because the parents believe their child would flourish in that particular school. the few who are rich at private schools generally aren't snobby like shown on tv.
    being at private school also doesn't mean that you are sheltered from the real world. we know what drugs are, we know what poverty is and we also have kids with their own problems. i know a girl who works for three hours a day and seven on weekends so she can support her family and pay school fees after her 70% scholarship.
    overall, private school stereotypes are merely a stupid generalisation for normal kids who just have wear a uniform and pay fees.
    so don't call it a place where parents send their kids because they are rich, racist or snobby, because it is untrue.
  • elementary school

    School usually for children ages 5-11. teaches the basics of all subjects.
  • Loyola

    Loyola is a school for guys who are way smart, and way hott...everyone who doesnt get into loyola goes to st. francis cause they arnt good enough. some loyola boys are jerks and really arrogant, but others are really nice and wayyyy hott!
  • Teacher

    A teacher is someone who attempts to teach in a school. these people are paid terrible amounts, which may be why some of them don't like children. there are three types of teachers - good teachers, neutral teachers and evil teachers.

    features of a good teacher include (but are not limited to) - having a sense of humour, an interest in the pupils (but not sexually) and their interests, forgiving, helpful, doesn't give out a lot of homework.

    features of a neutral teacher include (but are not limited to) having an okay-sense of humour, non-threatening, gives an okay amount of homework, sometimes helps, may show favouritism.

    features of an evil teacher include (but are not limited to) -
    no sense of humour, vindictive (never forgives), gives out lots of homework, shouts a lot, helps only if required, hates school children, expects school children to understand all things taught off by heart, very strict, wishes that the good old times would come back so that they could cane you if you were naughty.
  • one day flu

    Excuse to miss school for an event.
  • Homework

    1.) literally, work that is done at home. usually applies to schoolwork. homework is unnecessary as it is given to students who have already spent the majority of the day at school.

    2.) something that gets crueler with every grade. while the first graders chug away on their addition worksheets, they are blissfully unaware that they will soon enough be doing laborous tasks such as ap world history homework, geometry 2 homework, english honors homework, and even gym homework on a nightly basis.

    3.) assignments that are wickedly easy to procrastinate on whenever there is a preferable activity at hand, such as youtube, xbox, or being impaled by a molten iron spike.

    4.) what you are probably supposed to be doing at this very moment, seeing as you looked up "homework" on urbandictionary. i would go so far as to say you have a very large amount of it.
  • summer school

    School that takes place during the summer

    also known as hell

    you will end up at summer school if you

    a) drag ass during the normal school year

    b) choose to take extra classes and/or graduate early