Bret Michaels

A pathetic, bald, talentless, spray-on tanned, middle-aged ass clown who is the lead singer of the 80's glam rock band poison. the only reason he is able to make a living is because there are equally pathetic forty-somethings who seem intent on re-living the "good old days" of hairspray and crappy music.
Oh my God, is that Bret Michaels? I thought for sure he would have put his head in an oven by now!!

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